Records of Progress

This is what we call school reports to give them a more positive, non threatening sort of ring. The problem when you sit writing these in every spare moment (I'll start whe I've finished this) is that after a while you begin to think in the style of a school report;

I have been impressed with the exceptional standard that has been attained by the toast at the breakfast table, this has been acheived through hard work and with continued effort I am sure that great things are just around the corner. Of particular note is the way in which the peanut butter and honey have been working together even on the rare occasions when banana has been absent they manage to pull it together. If only the toast could maintain its level of warmth a little bit longer then everyone would benefit, good luck and well done.

So if the next few entries are written in a strange style you know why.