The Book and two types of muscle

The strained shoulder muscle (type 1) doesn't appear to be serious since it hasn't stiffened up over night, so off to myggveggen this evening for the first time this year. Just been up to the book for gthe 110th time this year. Almost everyday I walk up there and sign this book, my ambition is to sign a whole page (it's good to have achievable ambitions). Problem is everytime I get close someone jumps in. The page in the picture is the closest yet. I suppose I could hide the book for 20 days but what would be the point, I'd be world famous but inside I'd know that I'd cheated. (If it had been March then that last sentence could have been the I'ds of March).
I have to buy 10kg of mussels (type 2) today for a meal I am helping to cook in 10 days time. This is not as easy as it sounds because you can't buy them in a shop I have to ask someone who owns a "mussel farm" he will have to go and pick them so I hope he has time. Buying things in a foreign country can be a problem if you can't speak the language 100%. I once managed to buy 2cm of chain in the hardware store, that amounted to 1 link. I'm not sure on this occasion if it was my fault or the shop assistant, in Norway they have the policy of giving people with special needs proper jobs. I think this is a really good thing but it can be problematic when special shop assistant meets customer who can't speak Norwegian. Another thing about being an outsider is that you find that some people who want to be my friend are people that have no friends, sometimes this is for a very good reason. This can be a good thing since I am not prejudiced by things people have done in the past, however maybe sometimes I should be.
I realised today that one advantage of typing with one finger is that if I ever had my hands cut off I'd just have to have to tape a short pencil (rubber pointing out) to each stump and I could type normally.